I hate when my mom asks about old friends.
“Why aren’t you hanging with _______ anymore?” and I’m just like “She became a whore.”
He takes 20 minutes to reply to you ...
& you’re sitting there like
Hey There.. ;)
That dumb girl who thinks it's okay to post Tumblr...
NO BITCH, IT IS NOT OKAY
You come across your crush and you daydream of them: but then you realize after getting all hyped up: maybe I will become a unicorn: i have big plans<3
these are going to be my new fridays..
When my friends say what the hell is that when I...
ladyelegant: I’m not the best person to get along with when I’m hungry….I tend to be a little……: violent…… Never take me to the grocery store while I’m hungry too: If I’m hungry and you mess with me at the wrong time I can crush your ego: But after I eat I’m like: but then everyone around me is like: They are like “Just go away now that you finished eating” so then I’m like:
Making eye contact with a really hot guy:
excusestosmile: Expectation: Reality: Had a bad day? Click here to smile!