October 2011
156 posts
I hate when my mom asks about old friends.
“Why aren’t you hanging with _______ anymore?”
and I’m just like
“She became a whore.”
He takes 20 minutes to reply to you ...
& you’re sitting there like
Hey There.. ;)
jessirenfer:
That dumb girl who thinks it's okay to post Tumblr...
NO BITCH, IT IS NOT OKAY
Everytime....
You come across your crush and you daydream of them:
but then you realize after getting all hyped up:
maybe I will become a unicorn:
i have big plans<3
these are going to be my new fridays..
youcanstalkmehere:
When my friends say what the hell is that when I...
Well....
ladyelegant:
I’m not the best person to get along with when I’m hungry….I tend to be a little……:
violent……
Never take me to the grocery store while I’m hungry too:
If I’m hungry and you mess with me at the wrong time I can crush your ego:
But after I eat I’m like:
but then everyone around me is like:
They are like “Just go away now that you finished eating” so then I’m like:
Making eye contact with a really hot guy:
excusestosmile:
Expectation:
Reality:
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